As much as I can admit that we don't get quite as much action as Singapore does, I can at least take comfort in the fact that Singapore possibly does not get as much action as Indonesia. And you might be wondering how one can take comfort in something like that but it's really simple. It's like would I rather have my wife sleep with:
a) Amber Heard
b) Conan the Barbarian
c) Diana Agron
What do you think? Obvious huh? Of course it would be him.
The Strokes - Under Cover of Darkness (from Angles)