This weekend, our spunderefundous Pirate Genusfrog will be getting married. And because all good marriages need a good wedding, he is also having one. And because you're not 1/16th as cool as us, you're so obviously not going to be there. So we've decided to help you get in on the action by telling you precisely what you are not going to be a part of. We're inclusive like that.
Band Of Horses - Cigarettes, Wedding Bands (from Cease to Begin)
First, everyone will smoke. This is the second most important part of the wedding. Only the bit where the little boy grabs the little girl's ass is 0.63% more important.
Beach House - Wedding Bell (from Devotion)
Next, the wedding bell will sound. Genusfrog actually asked me to find a wedding bell for him. So I hunted all over Kazakhstan, and in the end I decided that since there is no wedding bell worthy of my sexy pecs, I have replaced it with a taco bell. I think he'll love it.
Cold War Kids - The Wedding (from The Mulberry Street EP)
Next, there will be the wedding.
Pale Young Gentlemen - Wedding Guest (from Black Forest (tra la la))
Finally, the wedding guests will arrive. What, you think wedding guests are supposed to arrive before the wedding? That's like saying the hotel guests are supposed to arrive before the hotel. That's so weird. What planet are you from man. Oh, Zofron? Awesome. You guys marry dolphins there, right? Niiice...