Friday, October 30, 2009
Soldier: I can't keep them at bay anymore captain
Captain: You have to do it lad, if not they will invade and eat all your 'nasi lemak' and claim it as theirs
Soldier: But sir, it's a losing battle. We are outnumbered. All we have so far is some Pearl Jam rumor that smells like fart just about now.
Captain: What are you talking about son, we're in the middle of a war here, and you talk about fart? By the way, mine smells like peas and burned rubber.
Soldier: Mine smells like pork lard and lime.
Captain: Okay back to the battle, what do you reckon this new witchery they have is?
Soldier: It's some Australian festival sir. Fairly huge. Once featured Broken Social Scene and Feist in its lineup. This year's include Echo and the Bunnymen, Mercury Prize nominee Florence and the Machine and even The xx.
Captain: The xx ... is that porn son? How can you think of porn at a time like this. By the way, I like Asians.
Soldier: What Asians sir? You mean Asian porn?
Captain: No, Asian men.
Soldier: But I'm Asian sir ...
Captain: ... (hehe)
More info here
Florence and the Machine - The Girl With 1 Eye (from Lungs)
The xx - Fantasy (from xx)