Thursday, April 30, 2009
First we had a band named after the sound of a machine gun and now we have a band named after a bold declaration to kick butt. This completely confirms my suspicion that Asians kick more ass, as such only the bands with kick ass names are allowed to play in these parts.
Why Asians are more kick ass? I have a theory, it's because we know 'kung-fu'. Serious. All Asians are put through 'kung-fu' school when they reach 14, yours truly included. I mastered the 'karate chop', going to the top of the class in 'Karate Chop 101'.
And since then I've gone on to master the 'Chicken Chop', usually grilled crispy and with brown sauce.
... And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead - Crowning of a Heart (from The Secret of Elena's Tomb)