Tuesday, June 8, 2010

WC 2010: What if Germany were a band?

Why this one is simple. I know in the past we might have named an industrial band to represent just how mechanical these Germans are in their play. Or maybe some metal band to denote just how large and menacing their style of organizational play might be. But these days, we can't help but think about the players' girlfriends. Specifically, just how jealous they can be sometimes. So I've decided to equate them to The Jealous Girlfriends. Although personally I think they are just being troublesome, and frankly, a disturbance to the success of the country at the Finals. I mean seriously, do you not think it is out of line for you to be jealous when you look like this ...

... and you're dating something that looks as magnificent as this ...

I mean seriously. Just suck it up girl. You can't do any better. Honestly. Peace.

The Jealous Girlfriends - Roboxulla (from The Jealous Girlfriends)
 
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