Nine Inch Nails in Singapore, 10 August

Having Nine Inch Nails in this part of the world is a real catch.

Now, in order to help you understand the gravity of the previous statement, it's important that you identify the key word. If you're a fair-minded chap like most chaps, you've probably narrowed down the list to a few key possibilities:

• "Having"
• "Nine Inch Nails"
• "in this part of the world"
• "is a"
• 'real"
  
• "catch"

And the answer issssss... . Oh you sordid soul, you. You mean you didn't realise the significance of .? Then you're sordidly sordid. I m-m-mean, think of what might happen if the sentence read:

Having Nine Inch Nails in this part of the world is a real catch!

or

Having Nine Inch Nails in this part of the world is a real catch?

or

Having Nine Inch Nails in this part of the world is a real catch,

or

Having Nine Inch Nails in this part of the world is a real catch(

or

Having Nine Inch Nails in this part of the world is a real catch"

I know! The earth-shattering implications would be too much for Dr Manhattan to contain. Good thing I'm as good in punctuation as Watchmen are in groping naked superheroines{-; Like Dr Manhattan walking around with his muscly dangling testicles" I am completely, confident in my ability to know whe:never a sentence. needs a comma ]or a full stop or a bracket

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Nine Inch Nails - Eraser (from The Downward Spiral)