And so we've left this column untouched for close to a year now.
The reason is cause Genusfrog is a lazy ass. And so I had a deep 1-1 talk with him a moment ago. Cause I like to shoot it straight. No behind the back bullshit and it went like this:
Geek: You're a lazy ass.
Genusfrog: Yeah, I know.
Geek: Oh, in that case, you're a ninny that wears panties too.
Genusfrog: You're right.
Geek: Oh, then you're a ninny that wears panties and eats sparrow butts for breakfast.
Genusfrog: Damn straight
Further Seems Forever - Wearing Thin (track 9 from The Moon is Down)