Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Look what I found in the bargain bin

Loney, Dear
Dear John

Price: RM9.90

Dear John,

It has become apparent to me that you do not like my pumpkin pie. This really hurts, you know. When I served it to you last night, the first thing you did was throw it. And then you had the gall to tell me that it was because 15 masked men were climbing through the windows. And then when the masked men were rushing at us with their katanas, you had double the nerve to tell me to pick up the carving knife. And what, cut you another slice? You ungrateful cream puff.

Anyways, I have decided to give you another chance. So tonight I'm making lychee pudding. If you care enough for our friendship, you will drop by with an empty stomach and an apologetic face, and you will wolf down my lychee pudding in 16 seconds. I still believe in us.

Yours truly,

Ps. I found a couple of arms and a kidney on my living room floor. If they are yours, please bring a doggy bag.

Loney, Dear - Dear John (from Dear John)


yahoo said...

How did you get to be this good? Its amazing to see someone put so much passion into a subject. Im glad I came across this. Im glad I took the time to read on past the first paragraph. Youve got so much to say, so much to offer. I hope people realise this and look into your page.

cartas de amor said...

I should add: and unless that different business model makes us part with even more of our cash than these ads do, there's no reason for anyone to use it.

dejar de fumar gratis said...

Good luck getting people behind this one. Though you make some VERY fascinating points, youre going to have to do more than bring up a few things that may be different than what weve already heard. What are trying to say here? What do you want us to think? It seems like you cant really get behind a unique thought. Anyway, thats just my opinion.

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