Kings & Queens
I love my British accent. It's so darn authentic. I am also really proud to have students such as Jamie Carragher and the Korean Clock Lady. Anyways, I'm offering a new yearend package for you. For onlt $3,999 a month, you can take 5 lessons a month from me, where I will demonstrate to you precisely how to speak like a fine English gentleman. An because I'm such a heroic do-gooder, I have decided to throw in a free class teaching you how to make scones. Please call 1-800-ICanHaz to sign up.
Jamie T - Spider's Web (from Kings & Queens)