Damn it, I knew it.
People have been saying it in movies all the time and it has finally happened - robots have invaded the planet. Don't believe me? Just look at the picture above. If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, I don't know what will. Okay, maybe The Big Show in a tutu. Or me in a tube top. Holy shit, that's scary. In a good way, you know cause with a body like mine, you can pretty much wear anything and kill it.
Anyways as a result of the looming threat of a French robot invasion later this year in a prominent club near you, I have decided that Thursdays are going to be 'Break a Washing Machine Day'. The idea is that with every mechanical item we destroy, these suckers lose one more thing to mate with, so they won't have soldiers and before you know it, they'll be old and die listening to Cliff Richard and us humans win. My mom always said I had the mind of a military strategist. She can be so right sometimes, bless her heart.
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