Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Out with Monkeys, in with the Tings

Rumor has it that the lofty apes have shunned the warm tropical paradise of Malaysia even though they were offered sufficient dough. Bastards. So instead, the organizers might be lining up The Ting Tings (who like the apes, are also on next year's Big Day Out bill in Australia) as replacements. The Ting Tings are a brilliant band. Brilliant like Einstein, but with better hair and cooler shades. Brilliant like a Maths text book among Hustler magazines. Brilliant like a Nobel Prize winner with quasi-Mohawk hair.

Music? What the hell is that? Hell no, it's not because they have good songs. It's because they have a hot blonde thing in their pictures. And like my dad used to say, all you need to win is a hot blonde thing. Man's a poet. Ha ha music. Do they even play music? Oh they do? Goodness, then they are even more brilliant. *Clap clap*.

The Ting Tings - Great DJ (from We Started Nothing) [BUY]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

already confirmed for singapore on jan 13th!

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