New Pipettes will do 80s dance

Why am I always the last to find out?

The Pipettes have a new lineup. RiotBecki and Rosay have packed up, left the band and ticked the requisite we're-still-best-friends-forever checkbox. The new Pipettes is supposed to be more 80s dance.

Bollocks.

I think they're alone now. My kisses were wasted on them. Gwenno, why did you stay? I love you. I guess it's not love (it's just a feeling). Sigh. Just be yourself baby. It hurts to see you dance so well.

I guess we know who ran off with the milkman.

The Pipettes - In The Bleak Midwinter