B-Side of the Week - Dirty Barry Stole the Bluebird

The Fratellis
Dirty Barry Stole The Bluebird (from the Chelsea Dagger single)
(Fallout Records)






POLICE REPORT

Polis Diraja Malaysia
Station: Bukit Aman Police Station
Reporting officer: Sgt Shahidan Bakar

Personal details
Name: Lu Ciak Sai
Age: 47
Sex: Male

Reporting: Stolen car

Car model: Nissan Bluebird
Year: 1985
Colour: Yellow

Owner's report

Morning morning I go to my car. Then I see my car gone wor. Just like dat. So I think, maybe I park not here. So I walk walk to find my car. But then, dun haf oso. So I walk to the other side, to the end there. But dun haf as well. I think think. Cannot be lah. I remember I park my car at the first place there. So I went back. But of course, my car not there. So I said "Blady shit, kanasai! Ch** c*b**, k*n l*n l** p** l** b** *h ch* c*b**!!!" And then the guard house fella can sommore come and say "dun shout here, got children". Wah, I so angry, I tell him "L*nc***, kamu mau gadoh ah?". So he walk away. And I kick the floor. And I kick the wall. And I kick all the car there. Kanasai. Night time parking car in front of my apartment, morning morning can get lost wan. What man? If i find the fella, I whack him kao kao man. Blady heck. K** s**!! K*n n* n* m* *h ch** c*b**!!!

The Fratellis - Dirty Barry Stole the Bluebird