Friday, June 20, 2008

Death Cab for Cutie: Live in Esplanade, Singapore on Aug 12

God 'bless' em booking agents.

By 'bless' I mean 'bathing their skin in acid'. Far above holding the keys to the happiness and willingness-to-die of people in their hands, they have to be conniving vampiric money-sucking bastards as well. The Malaysian show was a done deal but now we have to make our way down south, again. Sure, it was fair game for the Singaporean agents to bid higher to get them but if everything was about fair game, then I would have to cease to exist because life isn't quite fair for the rest of humanity with me around. Why? Isn't it damn obvious? Let me spell it out for you. G-I-N-I-U-S and S-E-X-E-H.

Yeah I know, I am a bit of a linguistic savant. This girl once told me that as well. I was a little shy when she said it cause I fancy myself as being a bit of a modest kind of guy. And sure, some people would say that it doesn't count because I paid her 124.14 bucks to say it but hey, it was money well spent. The other time I spent money that well was when I bought myself a mounted 'Wiener Shrinker' for my bicycle, to you know, terrorize the kids at the playground. By 'terrorize' I mean 'shrinking their wieners'.


Date: 12 August 2008
Venue: Esplanade Concert Hall
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: $68, $88, $108, $128 and $148 (excluding booking fees)

Go here on 27 June 2008 for all ticketing details.

Death Cab for Cutie - Crooked Teeth (from Plans) [BUY]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

SOUR GRAPES. You're just insanely jealous that awesome bands stop at Singapore and Singapore can afford it. Why not ask your malaysian government to stop all those hoo ha and mahathir and his S shaped bridge wants.

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