Friday, December 28, 2007

Look what I found in the bargain bin

The Smashing Pumpkins
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness

Price: RM 19.90

I used to be seriously fat.

Until I realized that being fat ensured that hot models wouldn't be so interested in me, so I bench-pressed a two ton truck, lifted my whole family on my shoulders when I jogged and ate only carbohydrates. And before I even bothered to check, I was rippling.

Yes I know carbohydrates are fattening, but what is life without some challenges? It gets seriously boring when you're the best. Not that I am saying I am but, yeah, I am.

The Smashing Pumpkins - Galapagos (from Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness)

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