The 'We Don't Need Looks' Award
Arcade Fire - Neon Bible
To succeed in life, you need to have looks. No, seriously it's true, don't let those stuffy activists fool you. But if you look like a camel's ass on a plate of spaghetti bolognaise, then the least you can do is get yourself a hot chick. No one understands this better than me. Heeyaaarrrr.
Arcade Fire - Windowstill
The Shy Guy of the Year
Boy in Static - Violet
I used to be really shy when I was young. Until I realized that there were tons of girls lining up to get my autograph, even though I had nothing to my name that was worth signing.
Boy in Static - Without Grace
The Customary 'Have to' Entry
Radiohead - In Rainbows
There are some things in life, you just have to do, like eating caviar, or shagging an international super model or indulging in a Godzilla box-set binge. Without them, life would just plain suck. And I know that based on this, many people's life seriously sucks but at this juncture, I would just like to say that mine doesn't. Peace, love and Petra y'all.
Radiohead - Weird Fishes/Arpeggi
The Recovered Emo Kid of the Year
Maritime - Heresy and the Hotel Choir
Why do people make it so complicated sometimes? Me? I prefer to keep it super simple - L.A.D.Y. Yeah that's my secret to life. Love All Der Youthfulgirls. Did I mention I am a bit of a genius when it comes to acronyms?
Maritime - Be Unhappy
The 'We Just Added a Chick to the Band So We Look A Whole Lot Cooler' Award
The Clientele - God Save the Clientele
There's nothing that feels better than having a hot chick draped over your arms. I know it's been more than awhile since I have experienced not having one but if I can recall, it wasn't very nice. So these days I compensate by having three. One on the left, one on the right and one I piggy-back. You know, just to show how strong I really am.
The Clientele - No Dreams Last Night
The Sweetened Chocolate Candy Fudge of the Year
Fields - Everything Last Winter
Have you ever eaten a sweetened chocolate candy fudge? I make a seriously decent one, because after all, I am quite a master chef. The recipe is simple. Just take a bag of sugar and stick it into an oven. Yeah that's it. Yes, yes, with the bag of course. Adds a nice to latex-texture to the fudge. Seriously plastic and sweet.
Fields - You Don't Need This Song (To Fix Your Broken Heart)
The Honorary Smithsonian Dead-weight Champion
The Twilight Sad - Fourteen Autumns and Fifteen Winters
With song titles such as 'That Summer, At Home I Had Become the Invisible Boy' these Glaswegians know their Morrissey. Much like how I know mine as well, which is why I once wrote a song called 'Chicken Breasts Have Gas'. No one's picked it up for distribution yet, but I have high hopes for it, particularly in the poultry industry. Yeah heck I know it's not complimentary to them but it's supposed to be ironic, or something. I don't know, some pot smoker with an afro that's always wasted on my couch told me that one morning. I've always had accurate feelings about people I can trust and I have a good feeling about this one. Peace.
The Twilight Sad - Last Year's Rain Didn't Fall Quite So Hard
The Asian/Caucassion Fusion Dish of the Year
Blonde Redhead - 23
I hate fusion food. You know, those little meat cubes in the middle of a large plate or soup that comes in test-tubes. Hello, did someone leave their stomach in Saturn? Me? I prefer a cow myself. No, no, not a figure of speech. Like a whole cow. Oh, how do I keep my shape then? People have told me I have seriously good genes. Maybe it's because of that.
Blonde Redhead - Dr. Strangeluv
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
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Your list i love
1 - PJ Harvey - White Chalk
2 - Patrick Wolf - The Magic Position
3 - Brett Anderson - Brett Anderson
4 - Rufus Wainwright - Release The Stars
5 - Perry Blake - Canyon Songs
6 - Arcade Fire - Neon Bible
7 - Bill Callahan - Woke on A Whaleheart
8 - M.I.A. - Kala
9 - Kylie Minogue - X
10 - Phosphorescent - Pride
11 - Richard Hawley - Lady's Bridge
12 - Super Furry Animals - Hey Venus
13 - Blonde Redhead - 23
14 - Suzanne Vega - Beauty & Crime
15 - Sarah Nixey - Sing, Memory
16 - Manic Street Preachers - Send Away The Tigers
17 - Panda Bear - Person Pitch
18 - Bloc Party - A Weekend In The City
19 - Feist - The Reminder
20 - The National - Boxer
21 - Interpol - Our Love To Admire
22 - LCD Soundsystem - Sound Of Silver
23 - Beirut - The Flying Club Cup
24 - Puressence - Don't Forget To Remember
25 - Malcolm Middleton - A Brighter Beat
26 - Jens Lekman - Night Falls Over Kortedala
27 - Liars - Liars
28 - Ryan Adams - Easy Tiger
29 - Bruce Springsteen - Magic
30 - Lucky Soul - The Great Unwanted
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