Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Rarity on the Rarity: Not For The Season

Not For The Season
Rare factor: A smuggled out Yankee Hotel Foxtrot demo

Hector goes to the library and finishes reading a book in 30 minutes. The book is 287 pages long. If Billy finished the first 144 pages of the book in the first 12 minutes, how long did it take for the invisible five-fanged rabbit to hop from the General Philosophy shelves to the Parenting & Maternity section?

Answer: 12 seconds

Marlena takes 55 minutes to go to the bank, and thereon spends another 55 minutes standing in the queue. If she spends another 55 minutes at the counter, and this happens on the first Monday of every month, calculate the time it takes before her husband starts having an affair.

Answer: 3 years 1 month

If an elk weighs 300kg before hunting season and 330kg after hunting season, calculate the ratio of its mean calorie intake per day, in a 90-day hunting season, against its daily burning of calories, and using such ratio, supply the song that said elk would listen to on its ipod while jogging.

Answer: Wilco - Not For The Season

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