B-Side of the Week - Carry On Up The Morning

Babyshambles
Carry On Up The Morning (from the You Talk single)
(Regal Records/Parlophone/EMI)

When I was a wee toddler of two, I entered a candy store and left with about 100 pounds of candy tucked inside my pants. Yeah, I was a big kid. And you know what they say about kids with big hands?

They wear big gloves.

I sold half of all that candy and made me enough money to pay my way out of toilet training school. Till today, I have no idea how to shit in a loo, but I sure know how to make money from stealing candy. And you know what they say about kids who steal candy?

They must have big hands. And you know what they say about kids with big hands.

And so my business grew and grew. And so did my girth. I'm so big today that nobody allows me into their stores anymore. In fact, nobody allows me into their towns anymore. They say I clog up the streets. Must be related to how I prematurely left toilet training school. And you know what they say about adults that shit about everywhere, don't you? You do know, don't you?

Yeah. They say nothing about them. They just don't like to talk about that kinda stuff.

Babyshambles - Carry On Up The Morning