Guillemots are from Scotland.They sleep with each other, shoulder-to-shoulder. I'm not kidding. Chicks jump from ledges around them. And they love the whole discordant noise thing.
Did you also know that they all have black hair? Yeah, they do. And most of them get really pissed off over issues like pollution and oil spills.
They are also all good divers. Bet you didn't know that huh.
And watch out for them this April. Yeah. Word has it they'll be travelling till June. Apparently, when they're touring, they're quite happy to eat molluscs, marine worms and amphipods. Incredible what you can find out about your favourite species of bird these days, huh.
Oh. You thought I was talking about Guillemots the band? Oh. That'll teach you not to assume things. Presumptious twats!
The Guillemots - Blue Would Still Be Blue (from Through The Windowpane)
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