Thursday, March 13, 2008

Soapbox: Suzanne & Miguel

Today's Soapbox was brought to you by B-Side of the Week.

Weezer
Suzanne (from the Undone - The Sweater Song single)
(DGC)

Suzanne storms into the room where Miguel is lying half-naked and 2% asleep.

SUZANNE
How can I believe that you love me if you keep sleeping with my mother?

MIGUEL
Baby, I swear, it was nothing.

SUZANNE
How could you say that!

Suzanne falls into Miguel’s strong arms and weeps.

Right then, the producer snatches the page from the writer and reads the lines aloud. “Baby, I swear it was nothing?”, he exclaims. He immediately transforms into Starscream and breaks the writer’s neck. Autobots appear. And a big war ensues, blah blah blah.

Intergalactic wars are boring. Gimme afternoon tv incest. Any day.

Weezer - Suzanne

Next on Soapbox - A character returns... but who?

1 comment:

Topchef said...

Saw this linked at http://music.epicureforum.com and I absolutely love the use of this song in Mallrats. You know...when Jaws pops out of the water...

You didn’t tell me you were going to scream ‘Black Rage’. I nearly pissed myself.

Thanks for the post! :)

 
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