Because...The Geek's birthday is coming up. I know what you're thinking: what sort of birthday cake does a pirate like? Well, we're alternating between Leviathan Chiffon and the Tangerine Trench of Troy. But we might just scrap the whole idea and get Snow White to pop out of a rack of lamb. We're sensitive like that.
(PS. Yes, the darned beast really chomped off his head. It's a constant miracle how we can still communicate.)
Smashing Pumpkins - Geek U.S.A. (from Siamese Dream)
Once upon a time, Billy wrote the soundtrack to cybersex. Only Snow White caught on.
Jason Mraz - Geek in the Pink (from Mr A-Z)
Mr Tristan Prettyman's verbosity is certainly divisive, but at the very least, Scott Storch's shimmering beat surely unites.
Bettie Serveert - Geek (from Dust Bunnies)
Ikea should start making a range of Carol van Dyk bookshelves. Even my anaconda would buy.
Melvins - Dr. Geek (from Hostile Ambient Takeover)
Do all metalheads pronounce it as "Jeek"?
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