Soapbox: The Execution Of All Things

After a few days, Dog died of dissentry. After a few more days, Mickey Mouse died of AIDS. Rambo was never found, so Cat killed himself eventhough his companions meant nothing to him.

And there was no one left.

And so, emerge three new characters. Pigeon – a handsome bird with deadpan humour. Palm Tree – a sultry temptress with a weakness for Japanese weapons. And Sunkist – the motorcycle rebel. But guess what? Nobody liked them. So they killed them all off as well.

Rilo Kiley – The Execution Of All Things

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