Because...Two-thirds of the Pirates bought themselves a life hammer, which is essentially a funky device meant to save your life in the event of a car accident. The other third? Well, he was about to order one too, but then his hammerhead shark wife wouldn't have any of it. She's got a pretty steady track record of bashing car windows, so I guess she has a point too.
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah - Arm & Hammer (from Some Loud Thunder)
Coagulated fuzz copulates with acoustic twang to hatch a premature indie embryo. God bless the deformed.
Sparklehorse - Hammering the Cramps (from Vivadixiesubmarinetransmissionplot)
Apparently, flying dogs, little cars and aloof captains make noise. Lots of it.
Cypress Hill - Cock the Hammer (from Black Sunday)
Reliable sources tell me these guys are rapping about a hammer named Cock. Or seriously kinky porn. Gotta be one or the other.
Caribou - Hello Hammerheads (from The Milk of Human Kindness)
Dwelling at the foot of audible frequencies, Dan Snaith reveals why he left "her". Why? Just because.
Garbage - Hammering In My Head (from Version 2.0)
A rush of Shirls to the head.
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Oooh. I gotta meet this hammerhead shark wife.
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